How To Cope When You Are The Hormonal Obsessive Mother Of A Hormonal Obsessive Teenager

This post may contain affiliate links


Normal. Calm.

States that are consistently just out of reach in the calamitous existence that is life for your family when one member is a hormonal slightly obsessive teenager and another is a hormonal fully obsessive middle-aged woman. A life that is one anxiety-ridden flat out pursuit of normal that never really ends. I could liken it to the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, or a tidy kids bedroom; a nice dream but never really attainable.

Much like a drunken driver trying to outwit the police we put one foot in front of the other and try to move forward in a straight line.

Experience and trial and error have given me the hindsight needed to offer you a few tips which might help you keep at the very least a tenuous grip on your sanity.

The seemingly clichéd good diet, rest, exercise and plenty of water isn’t just for lycra-clad fit freaks:

Get marathon fit

Let’s face it this hormonal race is going to be long, exhausting and physically demanding. Being fit is essential for you to be able to cope with getting up at the crack of dawn to begin your seemingly endless crusade against a waist which seems to expand faster than the Chinese economy and arm flaps to rival any Turkey’s snood (flap of skin over their beak and my new favourite word).


Normal nighttime sleep, in a bed, between the hours of ten and five, may not be a realistic aspiration. The reasons for this are many but due in no small part to hot flushes, night sweats, a snoring partner, anxious teenager. You may for health’s sake need to resort to closing your eyes while waiting in line at the bank, supermarket, traffic lights or anywhere else you have five idle minutes. Word of warning, the traffic lights example can get the horn loving bloke with a head the shape of man’s appendage sitting behind you a little upset but who cares, right?

Eat well and drink plenty of water

This one is difficult. When you are short on time all you want to do is grab a snickers bar and keep going. So maybe I speak for myself (she says as she swigs on her beer and hoovers up another mouthful of pork scratchings) seriously though recently I have cut out sugar and grains and have upped my water intake and I have noticed my energy levels increase dramatically. You need that energy to deal with other things like standing strong in the face of a teenager asking the impossible, why waste it on eating crap food.

The Most Important Thing I’ve Learned When Dealing With A Teenager

DON’T POKE THE BEAR! This can make them angry. No, no, that’s not quite right. This can make them angrier. Wait until it is the right time to address any concerns. I find that is usually the middle of the day after they have been fed.

This can make them angry. No, no, that’s not quite right. This can make them angrier. Wait until it is the right time to address any concerns. I find that is usually the middle of the day after they have been fed.
Finally, learn to say no. Even if you are unable to say no to others it is important to be able to do so for your teenager.

‘’Mum can I…”

“Jane, can you do tuckshop today, tomorrow and next Tuesday even though you don’t have enough time to look in the mirror and fix that wild hair thing you have going on?”
“Uh, of course”

“No, I’m too busy at the moment.”

“Ma’am, if you’ve got time I would like to explain to you the intricate workings of our solar power system and talk you into buying one at our exorbitantly high prices even though I see you are weighed down with shopping and obviously in a hurry to somewhere else.”
“Ummm, I guess so.”

“Mum can I have…
“Definitely not.”

“Honey, I’ll be away next week so you will need to pick kids up from scouts and miss Aikido despite it being your last bastion of normality.”

So with all this great advice, I’m sure you’ll be on the road to a harmonious household. There could also be fairies at the bottom of the garden.

Do you have any gems of advice when it comes to coping with teenagers?


Related Posts You Might Like

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

{"email":"Email address invalid","url":"Website address invalid","required":"Required field missing"}

Never miss a good story!

 Subscribe to our newsletter to keep up with the latest trends!